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Old 12-19-2013, 05:39 PM   #26
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Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
Yeah, well I imagine abstinence will make you do crazy shiat.
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Old 12-19-2013, 05:42 PM   #27
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Yeah, well I imagine abstinence will make you do crazy shiat.
How's that different from being married?
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Old 12-19-2013, 05:47 PM   #28
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How's that different from being married?
You won't lose half your shiat in the process of not getting laid.
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:22 PM   #29
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Kudos to the Chef for understanding commitment and being able to do it outside of a "promise" that is broken by more than half of the people who enter it, (and by in large for terrible reasons).

Today, we salute Luigi.

He goes against the grain.

He butters his bread with regular spread before he puts on the Peter Pan.

He dribbles in the air, not on the ground and never gets called for traveling.

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Old 12-19-2013, 07:22 PM   #30
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Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:50 PM   #31
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Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
I would kill to be single again. You know, someone like that shrew wife of mine.
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:33 AM   #32
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No wonder your so bitter.

I would be worried about getting cut if I were you, the minute you can't run a 40 your life partner can go out and find another significant other.
YOU'RE... not your.
gosh it is so impossible to read this tripe i dont know why i even bother, 4th grade education, hello?
put down your beaker and petree dish and pick up a book on grammar. Mods can we please put an end to this abomination of the english language!!!!!
spell much ?
( how's that for senseless over-reaction? )
sound familiar?
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:35 AM   #33
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How do you stop a woman from having sex?
answer: marry her.
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:36 AM   #34
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Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.
she appreciates my cooking, why else would she put up with me? !!!
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:36 AM   #35
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concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:39 AM   #36
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she appreciates my cooking, why else would she put up with me? !!!
your loving family of course
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:48 AM   #37
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do I know you?
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:49 AM   #38
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:52 AM   #39
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concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!
Is that why he repeats himself several times in a thread? That might explain the blatant grammar errors.
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:52 AM   #40
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see my attorney !
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:53 AM   #41
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Old 12-20-2013, 08:58 AM   #42
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^^^^ new favorite poster (replaces ShiftyEyedWaterBoy)
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:00 AM   #43
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Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:02 AM   #44
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I like to sample the platters. Marriage ain't for this ole boy.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:03 AM   #45
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Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?
Close, their brothers!
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:06 AM   #46
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The attention to detail is staggeringly fantastic.

"Adopt a Bronco: #24.... sike"
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:09 AM   #47
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I swear on my pipe wrench, not same people
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:11 AM   #48
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Chef Mario is probably going to have incredible Rep!
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:17 AM   #49
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The attention to detail is staggeringly fantastic.

"Adopt a Bronco: #24.... sike"
haha that, too, was my fav part
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:19 AM   #50
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I like to sample the platters. Marriage ain't for this ole boy.
me too, Motown legends. but be sure its just a sample and not an ASCAP infraction.
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