I ****ing hate this super bowl. - The Orange Mane

EmpireOrange · 01-30-2013, 11:33 AM

I will attend a party, get ****faced, and try to get laid, but I will not watch the game. A month later and no matter how hard I tried I still can’t get over the lube-up-and-bend-over job that this team did at home. Just saw the latest papa johns commercial and all I wanted to do was kick Manning in his huge head, roadhouse style. Thank god he had no lines there would be a beer mug size hole in my tv right now. They had the team and opportunity to win this super bowl and these poosies let’em off the hook! Went to **** because it was cold. Hope it doesn’t get below 50 degrees next year because THE Denver Broncos can’t play in the cold apparently. Un****ingbelievable. Elway has a vision, but this isn’t it! This. Is. Not. It! And **** you too, Ray Lewis. I’m sick of your ****. Retire already, dick!

Rabb · 01-30-2013, 11:34 AM

Is this all according to your sources?

bronco militia · 01-30-2013, 11:35 AM

not enough tebow

SonOfLe-loLang · 01-30-2013, 11:36 AM

Feel better now?

EmpireOrange · 01-30-2013, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang

Feel better now?

I do not. Thanks for asking tho

EmpireOrange · 01-30-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rabb

Is this all according to your sources?

Yes, insiders say Elway was drunk for a week too. Nearly drank himself to death upon realizing that a Denver football team could not play in the cold. There are rumors he kicked the cat too, but that I can't confirm.

cmhargrove · 01-30-2013, 11:48 AM

Rohirrim · 01-30-2013, 11:50 AM

OP would be better done in MS Paint.

EmpireOrange · 01-30-2013, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco militia

not enough tebow

Tebow is out of the NFL. Teboners can be thanked for that...

Mile High 81 · 01-30-2013, 12:01 PM

Im still pissed on the team. This was a huge blown opp. to get to the big dance.

Hope we get another shot next year but you never know. Manning ist 37 not 26. so you only can hpe next year will be like 1997...

DenverDynamite · 01-30-2013, 01:14 PM

I'm with you. This Super Bowl is like routing for cancer to beat AIDS.

TonyR · 01-30-2013, 01:23 PM

I'm with you EO. I've watched probably a combined 20 minutes of the games that followed that debacle. Just can't bring myself to watch football and enjoy it. And I'm still p*ssed at how badly we got jobbed by the refs, too. Will take a long time to get over this.

chadta · 01-30-2013, 01:30 PM

The latest madden simulation says the ravens will win, the latest grand theft auto simulation says ray lewis will kill 2 hookers and a pimp after the game

Rohirrim · 01-30-2013, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyR

I'm with you EO. I've watched probably a combined 20 minutes of the games that followed that debacle. Just can't bring myself to watch football and enjoy it. And I'm still p*ssed at how badly we got jobbed by the refs, too. Will take a long time to get over this.

The fix was in.

ludo21 · 01-30-2013, 01:58 PM

i agree i hate this superbowl...

but ill watch..... grudgingly......as long as their is food

NickStixx · 01-30-2013, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High 81

Im still pissed on the team. This was a huge blown opp. to get to the big dance.

Hope we get another shot next year but you never know. Manning ist 37 not 26. so you only can hpe next year will be like 1997...

Elway was older than Manning at the time in 1997... So yeah we can still hope for it. We just have more holes to fill I think.

Beantown Bronco · 01-30-2013, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireOrange

I will attend a party, get ****faced, and try to get laid,

You and smurf have something in common.

Taco John · 01-30-2013, 02:34 PM

There is nothing appealing about this Superbowl for a Broncos fan... That said, I'll be making my famous "Chili Dog Nachos", which are a hit with my friends and family.

maven · 01-30-2013, 02:40 PM

I placed my bets. Other than that, not really interested.

Chris · 01-30-2013, 03:57 PM

lacks conspiracy
tebow
boobs

Help this man! He is adrift. And send me some nachos pronto.

chrisp · 01-30-2013, 04:09 PM

I will enjoy the hell out of this superbowl like I always do. Does not matter who's playing.

All logic and reason says, as it always does, that it should be the most miserable experience of the year:

On my own.
At 3am in the uk.
With work the next morning.

Yet no matter I still get excited as it approaches, and have done every year since Jan 1988 when I watched my first one (And even THAT outcome didn't put me off....)

I suppose I just know that after this there's no proper football for 8 months so I try to squeeze max enjoyment out of it...

TheReverend · 01-30-2013, 04:13 PM

New front runner for the "Delayed Meltdown of 2013" award.

Greatspirits · 01-30-2013, 04:19 PM

I'm not all that jacked about this Super Bowl either, If the niners win I win 40 bucks but that's it for any rooting interest.

Chris · 01-30-2013, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

New front runner for the "Delayed Meltdown of 2013" award.

He had to hear it from his sources first.

Sorry EEOR I appreciated the info but that was a mugsy bogues layup.

DenverBroncosJM · 01-30-2013, 04:23 PM

The thing I am cheering for this Super Bowl is that my squares come up ...come on 2 - 2!

01-30-2013, 11:33 AM	#1
EmpireOrange Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 422	I ing hate this super bowl. I will attend a party, get **faced, and try to get laid, but I will not watch the game. A month later and no matter how hard I tried I still can’t get over the lube-up-and-bend-over job that this team did at home. Just saw the latest papa johns commercial and all I wanted to do was kick Manning in his huge head, roadhouse style. Thank god he had no lines there would be a beer mug size hole in my tv right now. They had the team and opportunity to win this super bowl and these poosies let’em off the hook! Went to because it was cold. Hope it doesn’t get below 50 degrees next year because THE Denver Broncos can’t play in the cold apparently. Uningbelievable. Elway has a vision, but this isn’t it! This. Is. Not. It! And you too, Ray Lewis. I’m sick of your **. Retire already, dick!

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01-30-2013, 11:34 AM	#2
Rabb Zombie Slayer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,245 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Is this all according to your sources?

01-30-2013, 11:35 AM	#3
bronco militia Ring of Famer THE GREATEST Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: colorado springs, co Posts: 22,568	not enough tebow

01-30-2013, 11:36 AM	#4
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,212 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	Feel better now?

01-30-2013, 11:48 AM	#7
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,396 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis

01-30-2013, 11:50 AM	#8
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,801	OP would be better done in MS Paint.

01-30-2013, 12:01 PM	#10
Mile High 81 Rookie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bad Salzuflen, Germany Posts: 88	Im still pissed on the team. This was a huge blown opp. to get to the big dance. Hope we get another shot next year but you never know. Manning ist 37 not 26. so you only can hpe next year will be like 1997...

01-30-2013, 01:14 PM	#11
DenverDynamite Rookie New to the Forum Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Thornton Posts: 88 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I'm with you. This Super Bowl is like routing for cancer to beat AIDS.

01-30-2013, 01:23 PM	#12
TonyR Franchise Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Posts: 15,547	I'm with you EO. I've watched probably a combined 20 minutes of the games that followed that debacle. Just can't bring myself to watch football and enjoy it. And I'm still p*ssed at how badly we got jobbed by the refs, too. Will take a long time to get over this.

01-30-2013, 01:30 PM	#13
chadta Atomic Meatball Keeper Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hamilton, Ontario Posts: 2,837 Adopt-a-Bronco: The Mc Rib	The latest madden simulation says the ravens will win, the latest grand theft auto simulation says ray lewis will kill 2 hookers and a pimp after the game

01-30-2013, 01:58 PM	#15
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	i agree i hate this superbowl... but ill watch..... grudgingly......as long as their is food

01-30-2013, 02:34 PM	#18
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	There is nothing appealing about this Superbowl for a Broncos fan... That said, I'll be making my famous "Chili Dog Nachos", which are a hit with my friends and family.

01-30-2013, 02:40 PM	#19
maven ★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,739	I placed my bets. Other than that, not really interested.

01-30-2013, 03:57 PM	#20
Chris Millenium Scrooge McDuck Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,497 Adopt-a-Bronco: OrlandoFranklin	lacks conspiracy tebow boobs Help this man! He is adrift. And send me some nachos pronto.

01-30-2013, 04:09 PM	#21
chrisp Friend of the unsung Not into the football......yet Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: London UK Posts: 1,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Danny Trevathan	I will enjoy the hell out of this superbowl like I always do. Does not matter who's playing. All logic and reason says, as it always does, that it should be the most miserable experience of the year: On my own. At 3am in the uk. With work the next morning. Yet no matter I still get excited as it approaches, and have done every year since Jan 1988 when I watched my first one (And even THAT outcome didn't put me off....) I suppose I just know that after this there's no proper football for 8 months so I try to squeeze max enjoyment out of it...

01-30-2013, 04:13 PM	#22
TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ buy this... twice Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 32,966 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	New front runner for the "Delayed Meltdown of 2013" award.

01-30-2013, 04:19 PM	#23
Greatspirits Pro Bowler Bridge of Sighs Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Park Hill Posts: 596 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steven Johnson	I'm not all that jacked about this Super Bowl either, If the niners win I win 40 bucks but that's it for any rooting interest.

01-30-2013, 04:23 PM	#25
DenverBroncosJM Post here Vine Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: California Posts: 975	The thing I am cheering for this Super Bowl is that my squares come up ...come on 2 - 2!