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Old 01-17-2013, 10:10 AM   #126
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Who doesn't go to their own girlfriend's funeral? Or at least make some gesture to the family. He had to be in on it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:21 AM   #127
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He had to be in on it. The thread is completely unraveling and now he and his family are trying to spin a bold-faced lie in the Internet PR age. Not going to end well. The only thing left is his motivation behind his lies.

1.) He is gay and chose a really bizarre way of trying to stay in the closet. Dude, if you want to stay in the closet, just pull the saving yourself for marriage card.

2.) He or probably more closely his family and family advisers, devised a sort of Tim Tebow like plan to market him as an industry, and the cancer girlfriend added some spice to the narrative of his life, but the cigar exploded in his face.

If I'm a GM with a top 10 pick, I'm running as far away from him as I can (and I'm actually sort of a fan of the kid), or at least I was.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:22 AM   #128
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I dont think it'd be near as much of a distraction as you think.

in fact, i think the NFL is very ready for this.
Just imagine the sack dance possibilities.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:28 AM   #129
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:29 AM   #130
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:36 AM   #131
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These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:15 AM   #132
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:22 AM   #133
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:28 AM   #134
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:35 AM   #135
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:45 AM   #136
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^ OMG!

At 1:30 in he does an anal beer bong!
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:57 AM   #138
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:00 PM   #139
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:03 PM   #140
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The only thing worse than all of this is the media coverage. ESPN is turning into one long episode of As The World Turns.

I dont give a **** about his hoax-lover/psuedo-girlfriend. Just talk about some damn sports.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:24 PM   #142
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I don't speak any Asian, but I totally got a few words in that. I think I have a natural knack for languages. There was one part when she said, "ESPN, ABC, SI, and AP." I picked right up on it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:29 PM   #143
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The only thing worse than all of this is the media coverage. ESPN is turning into one long episode of As The World Turns.

I dont give a **** about his hoax-lover/psuedo-girlfriend. Just talk about some damn sports.
haha actually sports is the last thing i wanna hear about right now, or the NFL anyway, please give me anything
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:36 PM   #144
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Apparently Lennay Kay is back on twitter:

@LennayKay: My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:51 PM   #145
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^ stole this and posted it to my Facebook as "The Japanese never disappoint". Alec/RockChalk posts "Actually it's Chinese" and enough back story:



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Old 01-17-2013, 01:39 PM   #148
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