T'eo's Dead Girlfriend a Hoax?

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by extralife

he wanted a heisman trophy. if you want to pretend to not be gay, there are plenty of Real Girls in the world, I promise.

But then you have to touch one when all you really want is some man-butt.

[extralife]

all you have to do is put your arm around her for the cameras a couple times a month.

[Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

People are haters, and they're blowing this out of proportion. Manti is a high profile guy, and people are jealous of him. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, this is history repeating itself all over again. I'm proud of Manti. He only is what he is because he was born that way. Jealousy will get people nowhere.

Anyway, Manti is over it. He already has a new girlfriend. They are trying to keep a low profile, but he's told close friends about her. They met a couple months ago, while Manti was pulling an orphan out of a burning building. After Manti saved the orphan, he stayed by the bedside for 16 straight days, all day and all night. In the process, he met this new girlfriend, who was in the hospital after having been in a horseback-riding accident. She and Manti hit it off - they pretty much knew each other in the preexistence. Unfortunately, shortly after they discovered they were soul mates, his new girlfriend found out she was in the early stages of leprosy. The timing was rough, because Manti was about to introduce her to his family. Now, she's in isolation, with the leprosy. Manti skypes with her all night - even while she's sleeping, and stuff.

I don't want to betray any confidences, or anything. But you have to see this girl. She's totally beautiful. I'm friends with one of Manti's best friends, and Manti gave him a picture of his new girl. Take a look. She's a total babe (she's the one with the long hair)!

See that guy with the Hitler mustache behind her? Where are his hands?

[RhymesayersDU]

Originally Posted by extralife

I think he'll be off of a lot of draft boards entirely.

Beyond silly.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

$100000000 says Teo's gay and he was trying to cover that up with this fake girlfriend bit.

I have a friend that goes there and apparently he's a player. But maybe she's getting false info.

One things for sure, he's a ****ing sociopath

[24champ]

Maybe I am in the minority here but I'd still draft Teo assuming he slides to us late in the first round. Gay, crazy or whatever he is, he can play MLB and replaces old man Brooking.

[Lestat]

not that i needed another reason to hate Notre Dame.
still, if he falls to #28 i snap him up.

[Bronco Yoda]

Hope it's true or at least everyone believes it's true. Drop baby drop!!!!!!!! I would totally draft this gay lying crazy ass Mormon in a heartbeat.

[2KBack]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

$100000000 says Teo's gay and he was trying to cover that up with this fake girlfriend bit.

Polynesian and and super devout Mormon....trying to divert people from the gay trail was my first thought.

[RaiderH8r]

Barrett Jones in the first but if he's there in the second then let's get it done...maybe.

[RedskinBronco]

This is some bizarre ****

[gunns]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

So did he have an exlusively online relationship with her?

My wife is always watching this show called "Catfish" which has nothing to do with catfish at all, but is about how normal (supposedly) people have these extensive relationships people online who are not who they are pretending to be.

The Mane

[jutang]

Dude knew this was the only to fall to 28 and become a bronco. Actually he was thinking 32, but underestimated the stupidity of Moore.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

People are haters, and they're blowing this out of proportion. Manti is a high profile guy, and people are jealous of him. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, this is history repeating itself all over again. I'm proud of Manti. He only is what he is because he was born that way. Jealousy will get people nowhere.

Anyway, Manti is over it. He already has a new girlfriend. They are trying to keep a low profile, but he's told close friends about her. They met a couple months ago, while Manti was pulling an orphan out of a burning building. After Manti saved the orphan, he stayed by the bedside for 16 straight days, all day and all night. In the process, he met this new girlfriend, who was in the hospital after having been in a horseback-riding accident. She and Manti hit it off - they pretty much knew each other in the preexistence. Unfortunately, shortly after they discovered they were soul mates, his new girlfriend found out she was in the early stages of leprosy. The timing was rough, because Manti was about to introduce her to his family. Now, she's in isolation, with the leprosy. Manti skypes with her all night - even while she's sleeping, and stuff.

I don't want to betray any confidences, or anything. But you have to see this girl. She's totally beautiful. I'm friends with one of Manti's best friends, and Manti gave him a picture of his new girl. Take a look. She's a total babe (she's the one with the long hair)!

Rep.

[24champ]

Originally Posted by Chris

Rep.

Boogie Nights rep.

[broncocalijohn]

Originally Posted by Br0nc0Buster

lol This is just bizarre

And his draft stock continues to plummet

Now pricejj has him as his 7th favorite LB to draft in the first round.

[Toshiro Takashi]

Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

If this is true, no NFL team will touch the guy and rightly so.

[Action]

I'd wait until the combine and all that before making final judgements, but I highly doubt the Broncos will have him on the board. Elway already emphasized that he puts a lot of weight into character that dates all the way back to high school.

Personally, I wouldn't consider this guy at all. You're drafting him as the MLB of your team... you can't be having this type of mess going on. It's simply not worth it. At least not for a 1st or 2nd round pick.

Based on the story of deadspin, he was clearly in on it depending on whether you believe he's extremely naive and stupid or if you believe he's a liar.

If he slips further then yes...bring him in. But this garbage will definitely bring his draft stock down...

[nyuk nyuk]

At this point I think 50/50 this was Te'o's doing to get publicity. We'll see how it unfolds.

[Action]

Quite frankly, I'm not sure how you can say he wasn't somehow involved. He obviously sees all the reports in the news... I mean this isn't just small news markets...his tweets and stories were being displayed on MAJOR NEWS OUTLETS... about talking to her, seeing her at Stanford..etc.

[RhymesayersDU]

This board is hilarious. He's still being drafted first round.

[Action]

Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

This board is hilarious. He's still being drafted first round.

Not if he runs a 4.8 and completely screws up answering questions at the combine.

[Kid A]

This video was already hilarious, but in light of the Te'o story it's almost too perfect (takes about a minute to get to the relevant part):

[pricejj]

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Now pricejj has him as his 7th favorite LB to draft in the first round.

If I had a nickel for each time an OMANE 'analyst' clowned me for saying Te'o had late 1st round talent, I'd have at least a dollar.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Regardless of Draft position,He probably lost some initial endorsements cause of this