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Old 12-05-2012, 10:31 AM   #76
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DID YOU SEE HOW EVERYONE BAILED OUT EXCEPT YOU!!!!

That shows a signs of you need to be riding the short bus!! My post came across as feminine!!! Really...? You hang around women that say, "Go gargle some man juice Sparkie!!".... HA HA HAAA!!! HA HAAA!!!!

That is just too funny!!! You should quit now before I embarrass you even MORE!!! Nothing and I will repeat this - NOTHING IN MY POST EVER SUGGEST I AM A FEMALE!!!!

NOTHING!!!!!

Read it again sista. I did NOT say "post". I said "postS". Which means more than one. Which means it is the aura of all your posts being feminine. You come across online as a chick. I'm sure your piss sounds feminine hitting toilet water too.
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:31 AM   #77
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Let me guess, Spider was too tough for you to spell so you went with Pide?
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:31 AM   #78
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I'm actually bookmarking this thread to use as an example of the importance of education if my daughter's grades ever start to slip.
And also, to stop from looking stupid to research crap before talking smakk is always a good thing. I taught my daughter that, and she lives by it.

There has only been ONE POSTER to hand me my arse in the Smakk and I haven't seen him in YEARS!!!
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:34 AM   #79
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I always enjoy a solid DBM thread. What will the bet be this week, DBM?
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:37 AM   #80
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Raiders will be destroyed. Again.

How sad is it that the Raiders took someone from the Broncos staff, made him HC and thought he would turn that asscrack of a franchise around?

Raider fans in the offseason: Hey penpal, DA will make our defense good. Look what he did with the Broncos. We will win 8 games minimum. Carson Palmer and our WRs will be so good. Elijah Price AKA Darren McFadden will run all over people blah blah blahhhh.


Fast forward to now: Should DA be fired? Who should we draft? Is Pryor the answer? Does Reggie know what he is doing?


The only reason you keep bringing up how many times the Raiders won against the Broncos over the past two years is because that is the closest the Raiders will get to a SB. It hurts so bad that the Broncos are now back to being that Big black guy and the Raiders are that scrawny white guy that drops the soap.


Hold on to your cankles because the Broncos are coming to bend the Raiders over.
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:38 AM   #81
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Read it again sista. I did NOT say "post". I said "postS". Which means more than one. Which means it is the aura of all your posts being feminine. You come across online as a chick. I'm sure your piss sounds feminine hitting toilet water too.
WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER!!!!

You think that my initial post is feminine? Or any of the other in the Raider Week thread were feminine!...

Are you a street performer at Cheeseman Park and juggle man balls with your teeth?
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Read it again sista. I did NOT say "post". I said "postS". Which means more than one. Which means it is the aura of all your posts being feminine. You come across online as a chick. I'm sure your piss sounds feminine hitting toilet water too.
Do you mean chick as in DBM has weak smack, can't get a point across and wants us to read her mind for thought? Then yes, DBM is a chick.
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:39 AM   #83
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:40 AM   #84
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Let me guess, Spider was too tough for you to spell so you went with Pide?
So far I have two people who are Donkey fans who have more than three brain cells...

This is correct. Spider is the Pide Piper. His signature had only PIDE as letters... I nicknamed him the Pide Piper because when he smakk talked me - everyone on this thread would follow him on what he said so I would get 30 versions of the same smakk...
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Messin, your such a loser! Just like people said earlier, "YOUR IRRELEVENT!" You come here trying to talk up smack when you know you got nothing! The Turds have been one of the most pathetic organizations for the past 20+ years. And you know it!
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:42 AM   #86
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WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER!!!!

You think that my initial post is feminine? Or any of the other in the Raider Week thread were feminine!...

Are you a street performer at Cheeseman Park and juggle man balls with your teeth?
Wow another feminine post. (This one is feminine as you just don't listen)

Let me dumb it down even MORE. When I say "postS" I mean every post you have ever spit out. 1,324 examples to date of rainbows and butterflies.

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Old 12-05-2012, 10:42 AM   #87
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I always enjoy a solid DBM thread. What will the bet be this week, DBM?
Man... I don't know... With all the emotions running through this game, I have no idea. Our secondary is devastated and same with our linebacker position.

We got rid of Curry, benched McClain, benched Bartell, Lee is out still... We are pulling folks off the Practice Squad... But, I will tell you this - it will be close!!

And thank you!! I am here to please!!!
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Do you mean chick as in DBM has weak smack, can't get a point across and wants us to read her mind for thought? Then yes, DBM is a chick.
Exactly!
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Messin, your such a loser! Just like people said earlier, "YOUR IRRELEVENT!" You come here trying to talk up smack when you know you got nothing! The Turds have been one of the most pathetic organizations for the past 20+ years. And you know it!
We have been in the Superbowl in the past 20 years. In those 20 years we have about six people who played with us who will make the HoF...?

Now... What about your Bronco's... Any Superbowl Appearances? How many people do you think will make the HoF in those teams?...

Please do some research before you look like a complete loser... Do you understand... Knowledge is good!!! Makes you stupid folks look smart!!!
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Wow another feminine post. (This one is feminine as you just don't listen)

Let me dumb it down even MORE. When I say "postS" I mean every post you have ever spit out. 1,324 examples to date of rainbows and butterflies.
Before I answer this - do you date women or men...?
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Oh, and when my Raiders roll up on you tomorrow, what will happen?

Ass Kickin' a COMING!!!
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We have been in the Superbowl in the past 20 years. In those 20 years we have about six people who played with us who will make the HoF...?

Now... What about your Bronco's... Any Superbowl Appearances? How many people do you think will make the HoF in those teams?...

Please do some research before you look like a complete loser... Do you understand... Knowledge is good!!! Makes you stupid folks look smart!!!

Once. And you lost, badly.

Denver has been twice. And won both. Using the services of HOF John Elway, Shannon Sharpe and Gary Zimmerman.

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In those 20 years we have about six people who played with us who will make the HoF...?


Name 'em.
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Before I answer this - do you date women or men...?
Yet another feminine post (changing subjects in the middle of an arguement)
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Do you mean chick as in DBM has weak smack, can't get a point across and wants us to read her mind for thought? Then yes, DBM is a chick.
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Exactly!
And that is why you were all asking what I looked like? You hard up transsexual midget, you could get any if a hooker died on your porch with her legs spread open and airport landing lights leading to her snatch biotch!!!!
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Your last Super Bowl in the past 20 years you got your asses whooped by your ex-coach! (Man that was a beautiful Super Bowl wasn't it!) Stop living in the past!
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Yet another feminine post (changing subjects in the middle of an arguement)
DO YOU DATE BOYS OR GIRLS!!! Very relevant!!! We have no clue what you consider "feminine"...
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We have been in the Superbowl in the past 20 years. In those 20 years we have about six people who played with us who will make the HoF...?

Now... What about your Bronco's... Any Superbowl Appearances? How many people do you think will make the HoF in those teams?...

Please do some research before you look like a complete loser

You ask if broncos have been to the Super Bowl in the last 20 years? Yes. Twice. Won them both. Which will result in a few HOFers. Please do some research before you look like a complete loser
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DO YOU DATE BOYS OR GIRLS!!! Very relevant!!! We have no clue what you consider "feminine"...

It isnt, actually. Where exactly are you going with this?

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DO YOU DATE BOYS OR GIRLS!!! Very relevant!!! We have no clue what you consider "feminine"...
I **** chicks.

By the way, here's a freebie for you. Over use of the "!" comes across as feminine. Try to tone those down a bit sweetheart.
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