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Old 01-25-2013, 12:03 AM   #176
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Great bump. Married women complaining about that SB commercial. Perfect, moe exposure...literally.
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:00 PM   #177
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Old 02-24-2013, 10:37 PM   #178
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She is going to be a babe still way into her 50 I bet. Anyway... I saw this the other day. Haven't seen posted here so... enjoy. And It's going to be Easter soon so it counts!

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Old 02-25-2013, 06:21 AM   #179
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I like how she actually has curves. She isn't one of those gross bean pole models.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:45 AM   #180
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I like how she actually has curves. She isn't one of those gross bean pole models.
I totally agree, but Maven will be here shortly to destroy you - right before he puts on his $500 cologne.

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Old 02-25-2013, 06:51 AM   #181
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I totally agree, but Maven will be hear shortly to destroy you - right before he puts on his $500 cologne.
Don't make fun. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:52 AM   #182
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I totally agree, but Maven will be hear shortly to destroy you - right before he puts on his Drakkar Noir.
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:12 AM   #183
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I totally agree, but Maven will be hear shortly to destroy you - right before he puts on his $500 cologne.
I thought he used Kenny Power's Power Cologne. (Who knew you could bottle the scent of boner?)







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Old 02-25-2013, 07:29 AM   #184
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Don't make fun. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
60% of the time it works every time.
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:13 AM   #185
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it stings the nostrils.
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:54 AM   #186
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yah but those pointy knees!
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Old 02-25-2013, 12:07 PM   #187
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I like how she actually has curves. She isn't one of those gross bean pole models.
The curves are made of blubber.

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I totally agree, but Maven will be here shortly to destroy you - right before he puts on his $500 cologne.
I'm not down with the lard. And what man doesn't like a nice bottle of cologne?
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Old 02-25-2013, 12:09 PM   #188
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haha they still make that stuff?
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Old 02-25-2013, 12:16 PM   #189
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And speaking of $500 cologne. Anyone smell the new one out by Tom Ford? ****ing amazing.
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only the gheys wear cologne, the rest of us wear after shave, and we only put it on for special occassions.

You gotta be a real metrosexual basketcase to spray on cologne, or buy cologne for that matter. Now if your wife gives you cologne, you kinda have no choice. But I'd politely tell her that she's fantastic! But I prefer after-shave, honey.

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Old 02-25-2013, 02:56 PM   #191
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I have four bottles of cologne all from ex girlfriends and my wife. They have had the same amount of fragrance in them as when I was got them. I have been married four years.
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:18 PM   #192
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I have four bottles of cologne all from ex girlfriends and my wife. They have had the same amount of fragrance in them as when I was got them. I have been married four years.
I miss your scent.

I miss your musk... When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:13 PM   #193
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I have four bottles of cologne all from ex girlfriends and my wife. They have had the same amount of fragrance in them as when I was got them. I have been married four years.
I've got the same four bottles. As a brewmaster, Smell is vital in my daily QA. I've even switched to using some hippie deodorant.
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:24 AM   #194
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I have four bottles of cologne all from ex girlfriends and my wife. They have had the same amount of fragrance in them as when I was got them. I have been married four years.
I had one bottle that my folks gave me as a gift at about the time I went off to college (I'm 43). Just recently, it was still sitting around in a drawer, some 25 years later. Almost none gone from the bottle. I finally tossed it.

I considered trying to go through my whole life and hang onto that bottle of cologne. Then I started thinking I'm in some Twilight Zone episode about a man who's life is connected to a bottle of cologne. Then I thought maybe when I tossed it, I would die. But then something came on TV and I forgot about it.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:51 AM   #195
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I had one bottle that my folks gave me as a gift at about the time I went off to college (I'm 43). Just recently, it was still sitting around in a drawer, some 25 years later. Almost none gone from the bottle. I finally tossed it.

I considered trying to go through my whole life and hang onto that bottle of cologne. Then I started thinking I'm in some Twilight Zone episode about a man who's life is connected to a bottle of cologne. Then I thought maybe when I tossed it, I would die. But then something came on TV and I forgot about it.
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:25 AM   #196
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:16 AM   #198
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She has no hips, no ass, and a rather plain milk-maid face. The only thing hot about her is those bigass flapjack tatas that will be hangin round her belly button in 15 years. She is definitely not as hot as people make her out to be. Of course she can feel free to change my mind anytime she likes.
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She has no hips, no ass, and a rather plain milk-maid face. The only thing hot about her is those bigass flapjack tatas that will be hangin round her belly button in 15 years. She is definitely not as hot as people make her out to be. Of course she can feel free to change my mind anytime she likes.
plus she has pointy knees.
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:31 PM   #200
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I don't understand what this has to do with Tebow.
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