Dennis Allen introductory press conf. - The Orange Mane

campocorto · 01-30-2012, 11:51 AM

Airs on NFL Network at 1 p.m. MST.

And at the following link...

http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/v...1-4edca444a489

Rohirrim · 01-30-2012, 12:15 PM

Dennis who?

BroncoBen · 01-30-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Dennis who?

No kidding... "Dennis Allen" you are dead to me.

Ray Finkle · 01-30-2012, 12:18 PM

I'd rather watch Bea Arthur perform a strip tease.....

TheReverend · 01-30-2012, 12:22 PM

Cliffs:

-lol I can't believe some promoted me after that performance

bronco militia · 01-30-2012, 12:24 PM

look back...to the future!

cmhargrove · 01-30-2012, 12:46 PM

The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

bendog · 01-30-2012, 12:51 PM

He's a dead coach walking.

campocorto · 01-30-2012, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cmhargrove

The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

Allen preaching "discipline" was a major theme of his presser, but its all lip service now.

He also said that Al Saunders' status is still up in the air. He is looking to run an "up-tempo offense", which makes me wonder if he is looking to install some offensive concepts from his New Orleans days.

DomCasual · 01-30-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco militia

look back...to the future!

That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

broncocalijohn · 01-30-2012, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

They have been the most penalized team for years with different DC in there and head coaches. It is the mentality of being the best retarded players of the NFL. They have earned it.

Paladin · 01-30-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

Yeah, B,WTH? I still get the chuckles seeing Greasy Al looking like he is letting one loose. It's not his most flattering pose.....

Paladin · 01-30-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Finkle

I'd rather watch Bea Arthur perform a strip tease.....

Why are you using Betty White's body in that picture?

What you got against Dave?

strafen · 01-30-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by campocorto

Airs on NFL Network at 1 p.m. MST.

And at the following link...

http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/v...1-4edca444a489

Who gives a ****!

Ray Finkle · 01-30-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin

Why are you using Betty White's body in that picture?

What you got against Dave?

! REP!

BroncoBeavis · 01-30-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBen

No kidding... "Dennis Allen" you are dead to me.

Bronco Rob · 01-30-2012, 01:37 PM

Reggie McKenzie: "Hey there fellows, I'd like you to meet Dennis Allen and Richie Smith."

Richard: "Richard."

Reggie McKenzie: "Dennis , and Richie, I'd like you to meet..."

Richard: "Richard."

Reggie McKenzie: "Mohammad, Jugdish, Hue Jackson and Tom Cable."

bronco militia · 01-30-2012, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

damn....

TheReverend · 01-30-2012, 02:21 PM

^ Bendog posted this but erased it. Probably finally realized how ****ing creepy his little self-fantasies are.

"b****dontneednocondomforbackdoor middle school"? paging Dr Freud you ****ing creepy little bastard.

Kaylore · 01-30-2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

....you sure?

Chris · 01-30-2012, 02:46 PM

DomCasual · 01-30-2012, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

....you sure?

I'm pretty much an expert.

broncosteven · 01-30-2012, 03:18 PM

Is it true that Allen said he wants his team to be Tough, Smart, and Physical and wants to trade away his starting QB (pick one) for Cassel and McFadden is in his dog house already?

Popps · 01-30-2012, 04:54 PM

**** that ****.

bendog · 01-31-2012, 11:53 AM

John, “Dennis, WTF were you thinking?”

Dennis, “I know, I know....”

John, “I told you, ‘go out, have a nice steak on them, bottle of nice red from the Valley ....”

Dennis, “Stop, John. You should hear my wife ...’

John, “Or scallops. I miss that about Carolina, there was a guy who drive em right up from the coast ... put about an 1/8 inch of sea salt in my cast iron skillet, heat that puppy up and sear em. . . . drizzle on a little lemon juice; it’s better than God!”

Dennis, ”‘Dennis, WTF are we gonna send the kids to school? Dirty Needle Elementary? b****don’tneednocodomforbackdoor Middle School?” Jesus Loving Christ, I’d divorce you right now except you’ll be looking for a job in anther 18 months, and I don’t want to have to chase you down for the support payments.””

John, “I’m gonna bring in at least three new defensive starters again. I’ll have a defense by 2014!”

Dennis, “I wanted to be a HEAD COACH, ok?”

John, “No it’s not ok! Gimme two or EVEN ONE more year, and REAL teams would be begging you .... you think that idiot Schwartz is gonna last in Detroit, and they’ve got a TEAM.”

Dennis, “I got drunk, ok? Like that never happed to a guy like Leyland. I mean, he’ll be Hall of Fame, and he prolly wanted to hang himself for taking the Rox job .... oh ****.....”

John, “Dennis, don’t do anything rash. I mean the worst they can do is fire you and not pay you. ....”

Dennis, “They can keep my money?!”

John, “Well, it’s been know to happen.”

Dennis, “OMG, Allison is gonna kill me....”

John, “Dennis, calm down. Worst case is you go back to being a d-back coach.....”

Dennis, “OMG, the kids are gonna kill me.....”

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01-30-2012, 12:15 PM	#2
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,834	Dennis who?

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TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ buy this... twice Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 32,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	Cliffs: -lol I can't believe some promoted me after that performance

01-30-2012, 12:46 PM	#7
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,406 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

01-30-2012, 12:51 PM	#8
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	He's a dead coach walking.

01-30-2012, 02:21 PM	#19
TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ buy this... twice Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 32,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	^ Bendog posted this but erased it. Probably finally realized how **ing creepy his little self-fantasies are. "bdontneednocondomforbackdoor middle school"? paging Dr Freud you **ing creepy little bastard.

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broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,028 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	Is it true that Allen said he wants his team to be Tough, Smart, and Physical and wants to trade away his starting QB (pick one) for Cassel and McFadden is in his dog house already?

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Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,785	** that **.

01-31-2012, 11:53 AM	#25
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	John, “Dennis, WTF were you thinking?” Dennis, “I know, I know....” John, “I told you, ‘go out, have a nice steak on them, bottle of nice red from the Valley ....” Dennis, “Stop, John. You should hear my wife ...’ John, “Or scallops. I miss that about Carolina, there was a guy who drive em right up from the coast ... put about an 1/8 inch of sea salt in my cast iron skillet, heat that puppy up and sear em. . . . drizzle on a little lemon juice; it’s better than God!” Dennis, ”‘Dennis, WTF are we gonna send the kids to school? Dirty Needle Elementary? b**don’tneednocodomforbackdoor Middle School?” Jesus Loving Christ, I’d divorce you right now except you’ll be looking for a job in anther 18 months, and I don’t want to have to chase you down for the support payments.”” John, “I’m gonna bring in at least three new defensive starters again. I’ll have a defense by 2014!” Dennis, “I wanted to be a HEAD COACH, ok?” John, “No it’s not ok! Gimme two or EVEN ONE more year, and REAL teams would be begging you .... you think that idiot Schwartz is gonna last in Detroit, and they’ve got a TEAM.” Dennis, “I got drunk, ok? Like that never happed to a guy like Leyland. I mean, he’ll be Hall of Fame, and he prolly wanted to hang himself for taking the Rox job .... oh **.....” John, “Dennis, don’t do anything rash. I mean the worst they can do is fire you and not pay you. ....” Dennis, “They can keep my money?!” John, “Well, it’s been know to happen.” Dennis, “OMG, Allison is gonna kill me....” John, “Dennis, calm down. Worst case is you go back to being a d-back coach.....” Dennis, “OMG, the kids are gonna kill me.....”