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Old 04-04-2010, 02:03 PM   #26
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My biggest Fantasy is For all the bronco cheerleaders to pee on me all at once while i sit Indian style
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:23 PM   #27
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Two of them at the same time man.
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:27 PM   #28
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:37 PM   #29
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Old 04-04-2010, 04:04 PM   #30
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that they have sex with me and stuff.
Here here.

This thread is going to be epic.
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Old 04-04-2010, 04:07 PM   #31
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Old 04-04-2010, 04:07 PM   #32
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What fantasies do you have when you watch your favorite cheerleader, read her bio on denverbroncos.com, etc?

You got a minute?

I need a rope, a bottle of hot sauce, a bottle of hairspray, an umbrella, a box of baking soda, a toothbrush, a bobby pin, and a box of condoms.

So here's how it goes down...
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Old 04-04-2010, 04:58 PM   #33
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The Former Broncos Cheerleader-turned-Altitude Sports queen Lauren delivering the headlines with the Teletype Sound Effect heard in the background

http://www.4shared.com/file/25711459...office009.html
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Old 04-04-2010, 05:10 PM   #34
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Two of them at the same time man.
Same here. Lol
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Old 04-04-2010, 05:25 PM   #35
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They are all locked in my basement. They must satisfy me sexually in order to stay alive. Each Friday the girl that does the worst is beheaded. Her head is placed on a pike to remind the others just how much it means to make me happy. I am open to anyhing and therefore, the dead girls body can be used as a prop if one is so inclined. The winner gets to stay alive and be my lover for ever.
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Old 04-04-2010, 06:00 PM   #36
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They are all locked in my basement. They must satisfy me sexually in order to stay alive. Each Friday the girl that does the worst is beheaded. Her head is placed on a pike to remind the others just how much it means to make me happy. I am open to anyhing and therefore, the dead girls body can be used as a prop if one is so inclined. The winner gets to stay alive and be my lover for ever.
These responses continue to make me shake my head but then I wonder where the OP actually expected this to go and... well... this is probably about where this could've been expected.

Imagine if the thread was asked of Mulletville (ChefPlanet). The above response would've looked tame.

Or they'd fantasize that the cheerleader was their sister or something...
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Old 04-04-2010, 06:19 PM   #37
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The Former Broncos Cheerleader-turned-Altitude Sports queen Lauren delivering the headlines with the Teletype Sound Effect heard in the background

http://www.4shared.com/file/25711459...office009.html


Now it places the lotion in the basket.
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:31 AM   #38
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The chiefs are driving the ball in a tie game with 50 seconds left in the 4th quarter. All of a sudden this gal yells out. "Come on Bronco fans! Get up! The Chiefs ****ing suck!! Let's win this mother ****ing game!!!"

The wave breaks out, the team gets pumped, we sack Cassel who fumbles the ball which is returned for a 50 yard TD. Broncos Win! Broncos Win!!
That ass and thats all you can come up with......tsk....tsk
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:08 AM   #39
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Hmmm...The Broncos have missed the playoffs the past three seasons. The original poster has been a "Broncos fan since 2007". Now, we know who to blame.

Bring out...THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!

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Old 04-05-2010, 04:23 PM   #40
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I meant to say I have been a fan since 1997, when the Broncos were in the Super Bowl; and it was under John Elway, Terrell Davis, Jason Elam, and Shannon Sharpe.

I don't know what I was thinking about, but I have been a fan since 1997

Sorry 'bout that, MY BAD!!!
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