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Originally Posted by Florida_Bronco
We're ready to die, I mean we got 5 National Championships, what else is there to do?
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So you could put this to good use .....(From Redclad Loon.com)
"Your whole pathetic life is leading up to this. So why not push up daisies in style? Because you'd have to be completely obsessed over a bunch of college jocks to ask to be buried in one of these, that's why. So, naturally, it stands to reason that of all the college-themed caskets that this manufacturer churns out, Husker caskets lead the country in sales. Funeral home directors have sold quite a few of them by telling people that whoever is buried in one comes back as a friendly ghost on Saturdays to help the Huskers make tackles, catch passes and kick field goals. Screw the County Scholarships, here's Nebraska's real secret weapon."