Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded
They are all locked in my basement. They must satisfy me sexually in order to stay alive. Each Friday the girl that does the worst is beheaded. Her head is placed on a pike to remind the others just how much it means to make me happy. I am open to anyhing and therefore, the dead girls body can be used as a prop if one is so inclined. The winner gets to stay alive and be my lover for ever.
These responses continue to make me shake my head but then I wonder where the OP actually expected this to go and... well... this is probably about where this could've been expected.
Imagine if the thread was asked of Mulletville (ChefPlanet). The above response would've looked tame.
Or they'd fantasize that the cheerleader was their sister or something...