What's Your Fantasy about a Broncos Cheerleader?
 

What fantasies do you have when you watch your favorite cheerleader, read her bio on denverbroncos.com, etc?

My fantasy is about Lauren Gardner, and doing news with her.

I'm a journalism student in college, and I want to have my own network evening newscast on the FOX Network, and do it out of the FOX News Channel in New York. I'm a reporter for an underground newspaper, and a volunteer announcer for a public radio station. Hard news, politics and investigative reporting are my forte.

Not only that, I've been a Broncos fan since 2007.

I read Todd Civin's article on Bleacher Report
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...er-pretty-face

Most fantasies are about broadcasting and journalism

One fantasy is seeing myself doing hard news stories in the world of sports - me as Peter Jennings and Lauren as Jim McKay. Jennings and McKay anchored together for ABC's coverage of the terror attack at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, Germany. Here's a YouTube clip of Jennings and McKay calling the 1984 Summer Games from LA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akCndyEaiL0

Another fantasy is me being the Bob Woodward to her Carla Bernstein. Woodward and Bernstein were the famous reporting duo for the Washington Post, who blew the lid of the 1972 Watergate scandal, leading to the resignation of Richard Nixon. Suppose there was a steroid scandal, where a coach suggests players take that garbage. This falls under two of four categories of hard news (science, legal and law): the science part explains the harmful side effects, which could have deadly results; the legal and law part explains taking the fun and dignity out of competition. Lauren and I would blow the lid off hat scandal hard, and at the same time, we would be like Jennings and McKay, seeing that story is the hard news story in the world of sports.

Third fantasy is FOX News. Lauren was an intern for FOX Sports Rocky Mountain, and she and other Broncos cheerleaders made an appearance on the FOX National News (during the 2008 Democratic National Convention). I see myself bumping Shepard Smith (FOX Report and Studio B) from the anchor chair, and co-anchoring the FOX News with Lauren.

My biggest Fantasy is For all the bronco cheerleaders to pee on me all at once while i sit Indian style

This should end well...


:Broncos:

That they hook me up with season tickets!

That's some quality stuff there. You're really putting that journalism degree to fine work.

This should be quite the thread........

Wow...

I'm amazed... I don't even know what to think...

LOL

Well, now that we have hit the bottom of the barrel, its time to start digging.

That each one of these cheerleader threads get increasingly creepy and we should contact Dove Valley about heightening security?

I want her to clip my toenails in a tub filled with Pepto Bismal.

why hasn't this spamming troll been banned yet, exactly?

Give me some pics and 30mins and I'll get back to you on that one.

Wow, I'm surprised at how tamed this thread is, I was expecting more.

"Not only that. I've been a bronco fan since 2007"

ahahhahaha

I have a fantasy of the cheerleaders stomping on a journalism student who is spamming a board trying to redirect readers to another site. Then Dawkins comes over and rips out his heart. Then proceeds to perform open heart surgery where he replaces it.

After that Dawkins personally mentors this troubled young student and he is a better person for it. He goes on to live a long life remembering when Dawkins literally and figuratively ripped out his heart and took his life only to save him both mentally and physically. Never again will he spam a board with the crap he once did.

The End.

I have two fantasies. The first is I become head of a secret organization that trains the cheerleaders to fight crime under the guise of harmless cheerleaders. They learn weapons, martial art and security training and defeat the attempts of the evil organization B.O.B, who wants to cause pain and suffering to everyone, even if it means no personal gain, and their own oily, ugly, tranny versions of "girls" all over the city. I only speak to the girls through an intercom or phone - they never see my face. And I watch them through a one-way mirror. Every caper we solve ends with them laughing and then the scene freezes and cheezy eighties music kicks in with stills from what we did that day as the credits roll.


There's that and then there's the one where I come home and they're all making out in my bed with my wife.

My fantasy is that we all get in our bathing suits on the 50 yard line, then we jump around in a big inflatable jump house for a bit b4 heading over for some good ol fun on the slip and slide! oh and john elway is watching everything from the stands

"...I want to have my own network evening newscast on the FOX Network, and do it out of the FOX News Channel in New York."

I stopped right there. What the world doesn't need is more idiot birthers and other wingnuts with microphones.....

Hence the strange Fantasy questions. F-ing creep.

The chiefs are driving the ball in a tie game with 50 seconds left in the 4th quarter. All of a sudden this gal yells out. "Come on Bronco fans! Get up! The Chiefs ****ing suck!! Let's win this mother ****ing game!!!"

The wave breaks out, the team gets pumped, we sack Cassel who fumbles the ball which is returned for a 50 yard TD. Broncos Win! Broncos Win!!


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What can I say?
 

I love broadcasting chicks, even members of the Broncos cheerleaders (aspiring to be, and already are, in broadcasting).

Goes great with my other journalism-related hobbies: listening to news theme music, watching news production elements on YouTube (news opens, bumpers, closes and promos), tying differences into prior knowledge to journalism (dancing, karate, Broncos football, computer, blogging, etc).

Movies that relate to journalism: Anchorman (2004 (Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate)), Broadcast News (1987 (William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Jack Nicholson and Albert Brooks)), All the President's Men (1976 (Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffmann)), Network (1976 (Peter Finch, Robert Duvall, Faye Dunaway and William Holden)), Good Night and Good Luck (2005 (George Clooney and David Strathairn)), Up Close and Personal (1996 (Robert Redford and Michelle Pfieffer)).

I love everything, just as long as it has everything to do with the field I'm going into, and making sure it ties into the field.

Other members of the squad, not my type.

My fantasy is to see them cheering for the Bronocs in the Super Bowl.

that they have sex with me and stuff.

What he said!